I found this while reading my shifu blog :)
Try doing it. I laugh at it for quite sometime.

Take the month of the day you were born and find what it says:-

january-i wish
feruary- i wont want
march- i need
april- i have
may- i am able
june- i try
july- i want
august- i tend
september- i fail
october- i know how
november- i get
december- i dream


now take the year:-
1900-1910 to grasp
1911-1920 to sex
1921-1930 to hump
1931-1940 to play with
1941-1950 to touch
1951-1960 to feel
1961-1970 to grope
1971-1980 to eat
1981-1990 to rape
1991-2000 to molest
2001-2010 to finger


now take the day:-
1-3 an apple
4-6 a pencil
7-9 a turtle
10-12 a peach
13-15 a llama
16-18 a tiger
19-21 a mom
22-24 a foot
25-27 an antelope
28-31 a peanut

19 Nov 1990 is my birthday.
Sum it up: I get to rape a mom.

WTH can!
Laugh*
I rape a mom?? sounded so gross!!